「裸で練り歩きます｡」

*ROFLMAOOOO* i almost DIED laughing when Oropher smed me this:

"5/11までに滝つ解散＆ジャニーズ事務所社長就任の発表がある。 もし発表がなければ私は「滝沢秀明は悪魔ではない」のプラカード持って 横浜アリーナ周辺を裸で練り歩きますよ."

which basically means:

"If Takki and Tsubasa doesn't separate and Takki doesn't become Shachou of Johnnys before 5/11, she is going to the Yokohama Arena and run around naked with a card saying that Takki isn't a devil."

OMG BUAHAHAHAHAHA CREEP MUCH!??!
i assure u, Apple-lady. no one. i repeat, NO ONE. wants to see u walking around nekkid. i was asking Oropher why she hasnt been arrested (aka wrapped in a straight jacket already...) and she was like "the police dont want to deal w/ a crazy woman...lol or she bailed herself out."

LOLL!!! since when did the police get to b so picky about which criminals they get to deal with?? i guess everyone's just luckier in Takkiland XD

Apple-lady also said that ever since Mary took over the jimusho, shes been giving away all of Takki's drama jobs to other JE boys.............what. how long has Mary been in charge btw?

ok, someone, i dont care who, PUT THIS APPLE-LADY IN A MENTAL REHAB PLEASE! wtf she wants to marry Tsubie, so she's bashing and threatening Takki?? boy, she must be listening to the wrong people, cause hate to break it to ya folks but T&T arent really gay. *DUHR* some might fantasize about it and T&T often provides cute rabu-service for their yaoi fans, but Takki has talked countless times about how he wants to get married and how he likes [insert his picky requirements here] WOMEN deshou?? id rather have people calling him "bisexual" than "gay." LOL Hate me if u want *shrugs*

wow...ok i just got totally off topic there...

PS: i really cant stop staring at the pics of the FC bulletin!!!! ;lakjdsf;lkajds IM ONLY 17 IM NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE SUCH TERRIBLE HEART CONDITIONS EVERY TIME I LOOK A PIC *lol*


(Thank you's : mykulala for the info + Oropher for the translation)