== [Zubari] 3.14.2006 ==
fairly LONG post...i was lazy and didnt really fangirl the last time i did a Zubari review so...
今回!!! カミカミ!!! awww but this time it wasnt REALLY a kamikami...it was like a "i have something stuck in my throat that has been bugging me all day"-kind of kamikami. la;kdsjf;lja isnt he just the cutestttt thing ever!??!
*LOL* Today's guest was...Kuroda Asa-san? (黒田アーサー) Asa...would that b "Arther"? well anywho the reason y i think that is cause this guy was born in San Francisco...hes a BANANA!! buahahah....*aherm* before the Profile VTR, Takki said that Kuroda-san's very fluent in english since its his 1st language. so they had him demonstrate right??
he said: "Let's ROLL the VTR!"
TBS staff: "Let's FLOW the VTR!"
(*ROFLL* they sooooo neeeeeeeeeed to hire us. )
then Kazu-chan suddenly said something like "but the obaa-chans and ojii-chans that watch this show might not understand that!" so Takki *lol* went "ah hai wakarimashita~ 'VTR su-ta-to! (スタート)" LOLOL.
Tsugi...XDDD this Zubari has a lot of cute + funny parts (so i totally recommend d/ling this 1) but anywho, one of the cute parts = the above. Teppei brought out this old pic of Kuroda-san and before Kuroda-san even started explaining the pic, Kazu-chama suddenly jumped up and exclaimed "Wait a second! You shouldnt/cant take out this picture!!!"
LOL so everyone including myself was going (o o?) ...
Kazu-chan then walked up to the picture and said
"That is a man's ... *looks closer* aa its not..."
*ROFLMAOOOOO* OH MY GOD HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHA
*whacks whacks whacks!* Kazu-chan!!!! nani sore!?! LMAO THAT WAS SO OBVIOUSLY A GUITAR AND NOT THE GUY'S "BENUS" DESHOU!!! hahahhahahahhahahaha
and then Shinya was like "We wouldnt take out that kind of pic deshou!" *ROFL*
(4th screenie) omg haha Kuroda-san looked SOOOO embarrassed!!! and Takki totally could NOT resist laughing and had to bend over with his hands covering his forehead to CONTAIN himself! lolololol
hahah and THIS PART. long time ago, there were lots of rumors about Kuroda-san and this Matsumoto female wrestler and how they were going out etc etc... well they showed a VTR of the two interviews... Matsumoto-san TOTALLY just admitted that she liked him - she said "Sou desu ne...i like him! I've told him i liked him." BUT THEN in Kuroda-san's interview ,which took place @ a totally different time, said "Shes a very kawaii person. we're good friends."
*THUDDDDDDDDD* LOLOLOL damn that sucks for Matsumoto-san...
so NOW like 15 years later (as u guys could guess that) she has gotten over him? DEMO NE. Matsumoto-san likes someone else now!!!! NOW I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE...
*LOLOLOLOLOL*
Takki buddy...even female wrestlers r crushing on u now. this is NOT good yo! ur future wife is gonna have to go thru some REAL SHIT b4 she can experience the good stuff XDDD i mean seriously...she's gotta battle the never-ending/dying MOB of pissed fangirls. then the female wrestlers. then Kazu-chan who's gonna test her @ EVERYTHING (even breathing! assuming that theres some more polite + correct way to breathe.) v_____v;
*LOL* and as we're on the Kazu-chan topic... AFTER THE VTR was when it got O__O even more dramatic!! if u rewind and rewatch the part where Matsumoto-san said "Takki ga suki!!!" u could see Takki's reaction in the top right corner of the screen (totally his "EHHH?!?!" expression right there) now fastforward to the part before Takki gets *WHACKED* by Kazu-chan...his expression was just SOOOOOOO ADORABLE!!!!
he went from (^ ^;) to ( '__' ) to ( '_') to (O_O) to (X o X) in less than 30 seconds HAHAH
Then there was a [NANDAYO! Takki!] which eventually lead to a mad Kazu-chan which lead to the fatal deaths of Takizawa Hideaki and Arita Teppei XDDDDDDD as u could see from the CRACK pics above LOLOLOL
awwwwww and thisssss CHOUUUU ADORABLE PART!!!!!! (god Teppei is SO funny i luv him) they brought out a balance/fitness ball and .... I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD B ABLE TO SEE TAKKI USE ONE OF THESE! ahahhahaa
;alkdsjf;lj so they had to sit and balance on top of the balance ball for as long as they could. Kuroda-san lasted 30 seconds. CreamStew combined lasted 3 seconds XDDD. and Takki got 12 seconds!!! sugoii yo!!! XD
jya~ after such a long review...
D/L: http://depositfiles.com/files/456628